looking for SoCal animals to split fuel cost

Cathode here. Any of you SoCal animals want to hitch a ride in my Toyota Tundra 2021 double Cab Pickup Truck?
It will be a 6-7 hour ride one way and the total fuel cost for a round trip will be approximately $300. My truck is full of dog hair so you'd better not be allergic to dogs if you want to hop in. It is also equipped with ELINT and is capable of detecting cops' radar emissions.
California, Cause cancer, blah blah blah.
Shoot me a telegram message if interested! @Cathode_G